In third person...

Dave Gerardi has written for two dozen publications, edited a half dozen magazines, written and directed several films, created a TV pilot, been interviewed for a slew of media outlets as a toy expert, founded a now-defunct punk zine and has even been inside the Playboy mansion (legally, no less!).

Back to first person: I also coded this website by hand in Notepad++. It looks best in Firefox. I won't insult your intelligence by listing reasons why you shouldn't be visiting the web on Internet Explorer. It truly is an awful browser.

I would love to have made this site funnier, but I opted for a strictly professional appearance. You can find a sampling of some of my previous work here, and I would be happy to speak with you about your upcoming project(s).